Restaurant Roulette: 618 Bistro

February 24, 2010

Greg Cox of the News & Observer reviews 618 Bistro this Friday.  How many stars will it receive?  Frankly, folks, I wanted to like this restaurant, as it is next door to my office, but it is laughably bad.   You may notice that I generally don’t write about restaurants I don’t like, as it’s really not what I do, so I wonder what Mr. Cox has to say.

If I had to set odds, I’d go with the following:

5 stars — 100,000 :1 (Hell, it could be 84 quadrillion to 1)

4 stars — 40:1

3 stars — 5:1

2 stars — 3:2

1 star — 6:1

What’s your bet?

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Edit (February 26, 2010): Ouch.  Greg Cox gave 618 Bistro a mere one star.  I can’t remember the last time the N&O knocked a restaurant so badly, but honestly, that rating is very appropriate for this restaurant, which is a damn shame.  If you bet a buck on a solo star, you’ve made a good investment.  Which might be the only good investment you could make in this establishment.


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